Lets talk about dating tonight. What is it? What. Are. Dates???  I know they’re a fruit, right?

The last time I went on an actual date was around April. It was a good date too.  I met a young man at a club one night, (this is how all modern love stories start) and after complimenting him on his outfit we exchanged numbers.  The next night we met at a cute restaurant for drinks and a little nosh.  The conversation was great and I felt like we had a lot in common, we even shared a kiss at the end.  However, we couldn’t quite coordinate our schedules for a second date so I didn’t see him again until about a month later.

On our second and final date we went to a museum and we should have had an amazing time.  It’s funny, because a good friend of mine went on a date to that same museum that same day and had the great time that I should have had with my date.  Usually, when at a museum with someone you can stand to be with for more than five minutes, you might walk around with them and discuss the exhibits.  For some reason, it was almost like I was there alone because ol’ boy was no where to be found.  Which was interesting because the night before when we were on the phone he was saying how he would be holding my hand and and doing this, that, and the third when he saw me next.  But, I guess he wasn’t about that life.

We also went to a local pizza place to eat and unfortunately, the awkwardness continued.  We barely talked to each other, and I was actually trying to have a conversation with him but he wasn’t giving me much to work with.  To this day I still can’t explain why things changed so much from our first date to our second date.  He went from having an effervescent personality to having a flat one.  But in retrospect at least he showed me that side sooner than later and I didn’t have to waste too much of my life in his presence.
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In the days after our second date I didn’t hear from him at all.  I thought about texting him first but it’s 2016 and I’ve vowed not to text boys first this year.  Maybe when I meet a man I’ll change my stance but until then…  He finally sent me the ever elusive, “Hey,” and asked if I was mad at him.  I told him I wasn’t (because he wasn’t relevant enough for me to care that much), and he said “Ok” or some other stupid fuckboy phrase and I never heard from him again.

I hope to never see him again and I’m not too concerned about why things changed so drastically but at times I wonder…what happened?  I always find it strange when people say one thing to you and then act the complete opposite of that.

I’ll probably never know what happened but at least I shared the link to my blog with him.  I hope he still checks it from time to time, and I hope he’s reading this post right now.  Because I want him to know, from the bottom of my elastic heart, that he owes me at least $20 in gas money.  I have PayPal.  And venmo.  I’ll also accept all major credit cards as well as money orders.